shivtomdivorce:

im like if a girl was born to be in a band but without the talent ambition or music knowledge

(via aboutoldfriends)

propalitet:

“shark infested waters” bro they just live there 

(via eclipsedsuns)

defectivegembrain:

no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it

(via eclipsedsuns)

fallingtowers:

the blogsitter called the blog owner and said “everything’s great, but can i cover up the creepy clown jpeg next to the dashboard? it’s kinda freaking me out” the blog owner got quiet and then said “take the blog and leave the website right now. i don’t have a creepy clown jpeg”

thisloveforyourmom:

thisloveforyourmom:

you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

(via nessa007)

kragehund-est:

no more “in my humble opinion”, from now on it’s “from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions”.

peaknormal:

anyone who’s more of a hater than me is a mentally disturbed freak who deserves to be put down and anyone who’s less of a hater than me is a naive moron who will be eaten alive by the wolves. anyone who’s as much of a hater as me is my lover

rthko:

Don’t think of yourself as socially awkward but as a glamorous socialite who simply says what’s on her mind and people find her refreshing and endlessly charming for it.

(via midnightssea)

loverpdf-deactivated20220820:

girls will see the moon everyday and be like MOON!!!?!!!?!!?!!?

(via provider-of-guardians)

cottoncandylesbo:

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

catchymemes:

waltzingbi:

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

(via amurder-ofcrows)

incorrectghostfiles:

(via timedyne)

dramaticuntsyndrome:

shrektheogre:

(via nessa007)

resiliencewithin:

Babe, uncomfortable feelings are a part of life. They will come, as they have right now. They will go, as they always have. Then they’ll come back again, but they’ll also go again. There is no ‘peak existence’ that doesn’t include emotional discomfort. So, make some space for it, watch your little show, eat a little treat— a little enjoyment can co-exist with your discomfort. Try again tomorrow.

(via jennycalendarswife)