maamlet:

horrorofthebeast:

imlizy:

me drinking water at night

you look kinda weird ngl

fuck your entire life

(via watermelinoe)

vamprisms:

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy’s chest to be born. like um sorry i’ve not been alive before i didn’t even know that’s not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

(via berrystumpytail)

fairycosmos:

complaining is sooooooooo good for the soul. they dont want you to know that but i know it

doradotcom:

walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone’s grandpa

(via watermelinoe)

argumate:

but how can I do this five minute task if I’m leaving in thirty minutes

(via timedyne)

homeboygirl:

does anypony even give a fuck

(via watermelinoe)

highonlife22:

im like an absent father in my own life I’m uninvolved af

fairycosmos:

capitalism will never steal the passion i have for doing fuck all from me

sketiana:

protectspock:

sketiana:

protectspock:

sketiana:

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That’s my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode “The Man Trap” which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

(via kashmiribarbiedoll)

guidancerune:

mozzu:

guidancerune:

dose anyone want to smoke with me

hi. your telephone is unplugged

then why can i hear you

(via watermelinoe)

powerburial:

*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP

(via kashmiribarbiedoll)

fairycosmos:

short walk in the sun momentarily heals local woman who hasn’t felt real since she was 7

(via jakeperalta)

cheeseyx:

Shout-out to girlies who don’t use any product on their horns and talons. “Yeah I only use a buffing wax and a gentle calcite oil, plus screener if I’m going to be in the sun” no, fuck that. This is about people who let the water stains stick and aren’t afraid of fading. The obsession with looking like you’re still in your 100s is so toxic and like. Who cares if you’re 340 and one horn is slightly darker than the other. Gore anyone who gives you shit about it

(via kashmiribarbiedoll)

great-and-small:

No other way to say it but I am a huge slut for museum gift shops

(via writerlyn)

morsmoon:

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let’s drink each others blood

(via watermelinoe)